The Stump-tailed Macaque is native to north-eastern India and parts of Southeast Asia.
Looking a little like an Old English Sheepdog (of Dulux fame), the Stump-tailed Macaque is called
"Macaco ursino" or Bear Macaque in Spanish, and also as an alternative English name.
"Just like that"
The Tommy Cooper tribute seance
"Got my hands on a crate at last."
"Pick a straw"
"Go on, pick a straw"
"Which one to choose?"
"I got the short straw."