Deciding what colour to wear gives me a headache
"You've got a blooming cheek!"
Feeling a little blue
Feeling a little ruff
Basil was green with envy
"Don't make me laugh"
Gordon Gecko warms himself on a radiator
"I hate being surrounded by other people's children"
The football season begins with colourful new shirts
Terry trampled over everyone to get to the top
"Someday, Son, all this will be yours"
Swimming lessons started out of the water
"That Viagra's gone to my legs"
Measles was a little rash
Iggy sometimes wore his teeth on his chin
Warts and all
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